Hello people!
A new day, A new year. It's 2008!
Now, I saw couple of cool collections, stories and stuff, and now
I want to make my own collection. In this collection I will write all
the funny stuff that happened in my real life, of 2008.

Funny Collection - 2008
1.[1/2/2008] In the morning of some day, there was a trip.
I woke up, and I saw on the clock that I'm late. My dad woke up that time,
pretty early for him. Because it was so early, he didn't really understand what
is going here. He grabbed the pants quickly and said: "Here son, take your shirt"

2.[1/2/2008] If you read the past joke, there was a trip.
At the trip we was in a weird kind of a desert, and we(The class and my friend)
were walking for hours. Suddenly my friend fell, and then he got up. after that
my friend said "Whenever I close my eyes, instead of blank I see desert
and in the desert I see naked girls holding hands, two camels that shag each
other, a tree and a pyramid"

3.[2/18/2008] In English class, there is a guy that my friend
really hate, so when we were studying, the hated guy said to my friend:"fuck
you!" friend:"fuck you twice!" hated guy:"go play with your father ding-dong!"
friend:(shouted)"I'LL FUCK YOUR MOTHER IN THE ASS!"then the teacher:"WTF?!"